thevioletbugle:

melbournefringeatlas:

New Stonnington - part of the 2011 Melbourne Fringe Atlas project.

Video by manofthetree.com

So I have a new career: PROMO VIDEO HOTTIE FOR HIRE.

Need someone to listen and nod intently? Need someone to use expressive hand gestures to convey rigorous intellectual discussion? Need someone to give you a closing quote for your video that grounds your work while providing the audience with a close up of THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD?

Well that’s me.

FIRST THREE CALLERS GET A FRUIT BASKET.

OMG my Australian friends are so hot and talented. I want to be inside you both.

(where the fuck is Stonnington?)

Source: melbournefringeatlas